The funniest dog jokes

We all love dogs. We also love laughing, so we set out to search for the best dog jokes we could find. Here is our selection: 

Q: What is the question a flea often has to ask itself?
A: Should I walk or take a dog?


Q: What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A: A sub-woofer.

 

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet.

 

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.

 

A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?”

 

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.

 

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”
The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”

 

Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!

 

Q: What do dogs eat at the movies?
A: Pup-corn!

 

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